i went into work today and one of my coworkers asked me how my weekend was and i said “it sucked” then he says “yeah i heard about it” and im standing there saying to myself “what the fuck? i only told two people about my weekend how the fuck does he know”
Boob sweat is the worst :|
The worst thing about long distance relationships...
Is losing touch. When you text them something and they don’t text you back for a while, that’s when I feel like we’re drifting apart
textsfromlastnight: (773): arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better. BEST THING I’VE READ ALL DAY!
hitting rock bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
i've been depressed since friday. and im getting...
duckydoo: suh-lest reblogged your post: hello, suh-lestblock i don’t think you’re a creeper. i appreciate the casual “blow job” hand signal every once in a while. which requires me to follow you c: hahaha you’re awesome!
within 5 months i have read nearly 20 books. seriously an all time high for me.
duckydoo: suh-lest: duckydoo: pleasure to make your aquintance c: HAHAHAHAHA haha, glad you liked it i don’t think you’re a creeper. i appreciate the casual “blow job” hand signal every once in a while.
duckydoo: pleasure to make your aquintance c: HAHAHAHAHA
moats and boats and waterfalls, alley ways and pay...
Gettin Jiggy with it– - Will Smith (via fuck-bitches-get-money) weird thing is, i quote that song daily. and i know im drunk but i really do do it……haha
robet redford in the last castle
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG is that weird?
omg eating popcorn while you're drunk is so hard....
leighfoster: suh-lest: like this?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES! THAT IS PERFECT … but the person usually is not so drunk :P no worries though lol leigh…….you’re awesome!
i have come to realize that my posts have been...
like this?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I hate being horny and on my period.
tmarierefior: suh-lest: thatonechickx: It’s agonizing and uncomfortable. My life is unbearably difficult. Pity me. its worse when you’re with your boyfriend and shirts are off and then you have to be like “i can’t. sorry” then i always feel bad for blue-balling him :/ amen. you are awesome
It's Just A Thought: leighfoster: ... whoa weird... →
leighfoster: … whoa weird thing is someone at my work actually called me donald trump because my side part was realy fucked. hahahahahhaha btw that’s possibly the vodka talking but that is a true story haha LOL! oh man, your hair isn’t even bad though! the style I’m talking about is when it… d’ette/…….don’t hate hahahahhahahahha wtf didn’t i text you...
It's Just A Thought: Roll Right Over →
is my least favorite Eye Alaska song. Yeah, I said it. I know a lot of people LOVE it but a lot of people who love it just discovered Eye Alaska. By that I mean, most of them found out about the band within the last year or so. I have been listening to this band since day one. I have heard this… d’ette im drunk just thought you should know hahaha
leighfoster: something I don’t understand - when girls comb their hair over ridiculously far to one side. I’m not talking about when they have a small part with a bit of a comb over. I mean like when 2/3 of their hair is on one side. really? wth. do you like looking like Donald Trump? whoa weird thing is someone at my work actually called me donald trump because my side part was realy...
i reaaly hope i don't drop my laptop in a drunken...
btw it tooke me like 5 min to type this hahahaha
you know what sounds good.
captaincardigan: omg baked potato yesssssssss i want one
oh fuck guess who's drunk?!?!
me that’s who!
romulanwhore: K-BELL is foine as fuuuck. i’d so go gay for her. and thats an honest statement and not the vodka talking
oh yeah totally feeling it now :D
wow already tipsy haven't even finished the glass.